Policy Questions From Voters
Hahaha!
SO FUCKING TRUE
the antics of a sarcastic bitch
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(Source: estellegettys, via onlylolgifs)
can we just for a second
“this is animal abuse”
animal abuse
That “I hate you” was the cutest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
I just died inside
(Source: itsbetterthananal, via amazingdanisnotsocoollike)
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
So the scandal—the real scandal—is that 501(c)(4) groups have been engaged in political activity in such a sustained and open way.
Jeffrey Toobin on the real I.R.S. scandal: http://nyr.kr/19lLQLp (via newyorker)
Word
(Source: ragingdarcy)
(Source: sonhos-tipo-realidade)
